Tumblr (3.0; @iammattjordan)http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksvl1eFEqx1qz6l95o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In exactly one week, I get to be in New York City, watching WWE Monday Night Raw, straight from Madison Square Garden with <a target="_blank" href="http://moltingredleaves.tumblr.com">one of my favorite people ever</a>.</p> <p><b>You better bet I’m fucking excited. </b></p> <p>Fuck yes.</p> <p>And yes I’m 10 years old, what’s your point?</p>http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238767414http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238767414Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:12:50 -0500<embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:453777" width="400" height="249" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="configParams=id%3D1518071%26vid%3D453777%26uri%3Dmgid%3Auma%3Avideo%3Amtv.com%3A453777" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" base="."></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://alyssabee.tumblr.com/post/238308333" target="_blank">alyssabee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Cobra Starship - Hot Mess</p> </blockquote>http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238523710http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238523710Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:51:46 -0500<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksut64MUms1qz6l95o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238498593http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238498593Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:21:50 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924311&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924311&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924311&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="300" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://passthemike.tumblr.com/post/238237161/rap-to-the-future" target="_blank">passthemike</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Rap to the Future</p> </blockquote>http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238472630http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238472630Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:51:48 -0500<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kstr5suE2V1qz8vumo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://acewepeel.tumblr.com/post/238213587/neverforgets-who-cayuhs" target="_blank">acewepeel</a>:<a href="http://neverforgets.tumblr.com/post/238181178/who-cayuhs-adeandabet-popculturebrain" target="_blank">neverforgets</a>:<a href="http://adeandabet.tumblr.com/post/238179499/via-popculturebrain" target="_blank">adeandabet</a>:<a href="http://popculturebrain.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">popculturebrain</a></p> <p>WHO CAYUHS?!? SO WHAT?</p> <p><a href="http://adeandabet.tumblr.com/post/238179499/via-popculturebrain" target="_blank"><br/></a></p> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote>http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238446860http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238446860Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:21:48 -0500“All I need is someone new.  Someone who’ll text me sweet things throughout the day.  Someone...http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238420090http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238420090Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:51:47 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kst6grn8UP1qzk2upo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whiskeyandgoatsmilk.tumblr.com/post/238391970/bclikesyou-forevertime-dogearthispage" target="_blank">whiskeyandgoatsmilk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bclikesyou.tumblr.com/post/238388956/forevertime-dogearthispage-via" target="_blank">bclikesyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://forevertime.tumblr.com/post/237737922/dogearthispage-via-fuckyeah1990s-yo-i-gotta" target="_blank">forevertime</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dogearthispage.tumblr.com/post/237659351/via-fuckyeah1990s-yo-i-gotta-have-sex-tonight" target="_blank">dogearthispage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://fuckyeah1990s.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">fuckyeah1990s</a>)</p> <p>YO I GOTTA HAVE SEX TONIGHT.</p> </blockquote> <p>WHY YOU GOTSTA WASTE MUH FLAVA’?</p> </blockquote> <p>CLOSE THE DOOR! NO I MEAN GET OUT!</p> </blockquote> <p>THATS A LOVE SENTED CANDLE, BITCH!</p> </blockquote> <p>I BETTER DOUBLE BAG IT. I DON’T KNOW WHERE THAT GIRL BEEN.</p>http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238394446http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238394446Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:21:20 -0500“It’s too bad you’re just a Tumblr celebrity.” - made-up m3m0rieshttp://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238369548http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238369548Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:50:59 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksv06jqGE01qz6l95o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238362801http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238362801Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:42:18 -0500<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/72PDMypasqzmmktiaLjid2Qwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://claudianunezcespedes.com/post/237775306/via-fyteganandsara-how-can-you-not-love-them" target="_blank">claudianunezcespedes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://fyteganandsara.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">fyteganandsara</a>)</p> <p>How can you <i>not</i> love them?</p> </blockquote>http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238354790http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238354790Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:31:47 -0500… and Juelz Santana’s song “The Whistle Song” came on the radio. … and...http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238331846http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238331846Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:01:05 -0500“Dreams are not perfect, Dawson. They come true, not free.” - Joey Potter, Dawson’s...http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238319344http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238319344Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:44:21 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/238310479/tumblr_ksth3cN48J1qzqyii&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://doodleology.tumblr.com/post/237514395/death-cab-for-cutie-your-heart-is-an-empty-room" target="_blank">doodleology</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Death Cab For Cutie-</b> <i>Your Heart is An Empty Room</i></p> <p>This song is so accurate for me right now it is really freaking me out.</p> </blockquote>http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238310479http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238310479Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:31:45 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/238288944/tumblr_ksthvobRMB1qz7wfj&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/237529184/nino-rota-the-godfather-love-theme-im" target="_blank">nedhepburn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Nino Rota </b>“The Godfather Love Theme”<br/>_____</p> <p>“im gonna make him an offer he cant refuse”</p> </blockquote>http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238288944http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238288944Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:00:52 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksutkrOv3W1qzp6dro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://ohdamnitssam.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">ohdamnitssam</a>)</p> <p>We’re stupid in Connecticut.</p>http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238260752http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238260752Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:20:51 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksurs3Pbkg1qz6l95o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Look Ma, I’m on the cover of XXL!</p>http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238233155http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238233155Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:40:50 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksu19qPFz71qzlwkto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hayleybait.tumblr.com/post/238215370/omghayley-via-roryy" target="_blank">hayleybait</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://omghayley.tumblr.com/post/237876732" target="_blank">omghayley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://roryy.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">roryy</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238216055http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/238216055Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:16:03 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/237789577/tumblr_kstvw8XlLi1qzrr0c&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bitchville.tumblr.com/post/237788935/guns-n-roses-sweet-child-o-mine" target="_blank">bitchville</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Guns N’ Roses </b>- Sweet Child O’ Mine</p> </blockquote>http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/237789577http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/237789577Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:13:05 -0500moltingredleaves: iammattjordan: .. I don’t want to fucking hear Empire State Of Mind ever again....http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/237789318http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/237789318Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:12:40 -0500.. I don’t want to fucking hear Empire State Of Mind ever again. I will listen to it a few...http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/237721329http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/237721329Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:48:13 -0500