My name is Matt, and I'm The World Heavyweight Champion Of Awesome.

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This is the Dogfish Head Palo Santo Marron. I just had one of these. It’s a 12% ALC unfiltered beer that’s blacker than Wesley Snipes wearing leather bathing in tar in the dark.

Every sip was like a Karate Kid Crane Kick to the face.

I feel like I want to die. 

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  3. crookedindifference said: such good beer
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