I Am Matt Jordan. — (via bellavita)

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i laughed a little too hard at this part

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I died laughing at this part…that is greatness.

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the thing is though i actually yelled this outloud at the screen

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Did not have nightmares… yet. I do not wanna wake up at 3am. Please.

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haha, I thought I...only one who was thinking that. It feels nice to know I wasn’t alone.

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LOL that’s such a guy thing. He promises not to buy one but somehow thinks he can skirt that issue by borrowing one.

adrienneish reblogged this from yourfavoriteredhead and added:

effing paranormal activity, man. the sarcasm from micah...indeed quite chilling, if you...

jeanyay reblogged this from yourfavoriteredhead and added:

the last five minutes freaked me the fuck out, everything else was hilarious

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point,i thought this movie was...load of shit. ugh.hahah. katie was soooooo annoying.

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this was one of the best movies i have seen in a while. and it was so incredibly scary.

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honestly, i thought katie was out of line.

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she was such a bitch to him - LOL

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Ahahaa, this part was funny. [x

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SAVANNAH, THIS REMINDED ME OF YOU.

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He was so hot !

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asshole got her dragged out of bed lmfao

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Lmao, Love This

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BAHAHHAHAGLAGSLFA;BGAFH’NFMADTHGA

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positively:(viatreeswithoutleaves)...even though i think this movie got way too much hype,...

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hahaha poor micah…:(

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omg get this off my dash before i start crying!

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(viatreeswithoutleaves) BUT HE DIDN’T BUY ONE, HE PROMISED HE WOULDN’T BUY ONE AND HE DIDN’T. HE BORROWED IT, JS....

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Hai, I don’t get it. Kthxbai

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He was such a dick.

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YEAH! BITCH! HAHAHAHAHAHA after this I turned to my friend and told her “MAN, if I was that bitch I would stab him!”...

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I TELL YOU NOT TO BUY A OUIJA BOARD, AND HERE YOU COME WITH THE NICEST FUCKING OUIJA BOARD I’VE EVER SEEN. lolololol...

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OMG I POINTED THAT OUT WHILE I WAS WATCHING THAT. I WAS ALL “MELISSA. THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE GABE”

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DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE HIS SLIGHT~ RESEMBLANCE TO GABE SAPORTA?

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likeyoumeanitlikeyoudo:glowinthedarkvagina:reaume:treeswithoutleaves:...Omg, I don’t think...

brienami reblogged this from argyleskin and added:

I love this :’) And I watched it on strikegently?

lolquack reblogged this from reaume and added:

I saw nothing wrong with what he was doing xD

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movie is hilarious. Not scary. I died.

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this. i was raging.

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I was legit screaming at him for this. He deserved what he got.

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“I DIDN’T BUY IT. I BORROWED IT” Funniest part of the movie.

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I’m going to watch this later, does anybody recommend a website?

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Her yelling that made me laugh so hard, but when I first saw hi doing this, I was like *facepalm*

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“WHUT, BABE? I DIDN’T BUY IT, I BORROWED IT!”

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THIS SHIT AINT FUNNY. I HATE HIM FOR DIS.

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paranormal activity xD

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this movie was such a joke. micah was awesome though.

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omfg. isnt he?!?! :D

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lol, ew the ending was SCARY! at first i thought everything was real, like ACTUAL footage, then i figured out everything...

gottaholdonme reblogged this from kcakes and added:

he pissed me off throughout the WHOLE movie. he got what he deserved(;

jyunosayshi reblogged this from hellokarissa and added:

Micahs pretty darn cyute ;3

kcakes reblogged this from jewcakes and added:

hahahahahhaha i love this movie.

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dirtyrose reblogged this from samann and added:

Seriously Micah. You are a tool. the original ending was better than the theatrical release.

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i would’ve bitch slapped him. paranormal activity was so fucking scary. “You come home with the nicest fucking Ouija...

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Fucking Micah you ruined everything X]

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hahahaha, I saw this last night.

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lmfao. saw this last night. horrible. just horrible. XD

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lol fucking Micah, it was all his fault.

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LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO this part was awesome.

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LMFAO I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART. funny movie :)

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annarexia: toonumb:

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actually not that bad a movie

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f … excuse thee … but really … Micah is seriously

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i love you amanda!

russiawithlove reblogged this from toonumb and added:

Fail, Micah. Fail.

lackofwords reblogged this from annarexia and added:

“You come home with the nicest fucking Ouija board I have ever seen.” Truth.

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God he pissed me off!

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HAAHHAHHAHAHA HE WAS HELLA FUNNY, his stupidity made me love this movie so much besides the creepiness.

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watching this now….

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annarexia reblogged this from toonumb and added:

The most disturbing part of this movie was that his name was, in fact, Micah. Or Mika? Idk.

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lol, he was so funny!

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loveloveloveloved micah

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CHRIS BROWN A BITCH!!!!

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Hahaha, soo funny

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hahaha I cracked up at this part…Micah was great.

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whatever, he was the best part of the movie!

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rofl Micah is THEE douche bag boyfriend of the year.

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hahahahahhahaha. i seriously laughed at this part so bad.

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I want a husband like him though lmao

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this bitch. he goes and borrows the most legit looking board.

reinaxochitl reblogged this from beebia and added:

LOL I LOVE HIM and this movie

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Paranormal Activity brought on the lolz. I was not scared at all.

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lmfao i think Katie made it better with teh way she was like “AAHHHHHHH MICAH HELP MEEE” to the spider in the bathroom...

sailorjupiter reblogged this from atomicpunk and added:

micah’s jackassery was the only thing that made up for paranormal activity not being scary at all, not even in theaters

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I cannot fucking believe Micah either, I mean, what was he THINKING. my GOD. BRINGING THAT OUIJA BOARD INTO THAT HOUSE...

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sleepless-eyes reblogged this from yourpenis and added:

I laughed so hard at this scene. What a douchebag.

laddertothestars reblogged this from tragiceyes and added:

lol @ this movie.

yourpenis reblogged this from zombie-fuck and added:

Micah was the best part out of the whole fucking movie. I loved him sfm.

the-amanda-rae reblogged this from zombie-fuck and added:

Haha, they failed so much in trying to make this real life.

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HE’S AMAZING like he’s a jerk, but he was fucking sweet when the demon starting drragging her xD

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Same. i was like thats a fucking huge tv. i hated the girl.

yourbiggestfanalison reblogged this from prostitutionisrevolution and added:

this movie was a love/hate movie. MICAH WAS AN IDIOT BUT I LOVED HIM

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I didn’t really think he was a jerk. I think he was a guy feeling very threatened by some unknown thing in his own home...

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all i thought through all the living room scenes is “THAT’S A REALLY FUCKING NICE TV” anyway that dumbass board caught...

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they both pissed me off.

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Funniest Part Of The Whole Damn Movie.

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thisiskatherine:amorningofsleep:monkeyknifefight:takethewords:

samjas reblogged this from thisiskatherine and added:

I agree. PLUS MICAH WAS FUCKING SEXY TOO THAT HELPED A LOT.

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Oh God, Micah was such a complex character because on one hand he was a fucking asshole, and on the other he was sweet...

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Dude, his shenanigans were the only thing that made the movie worth watching. The girl pissed me off so much. I wanted...

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY I WATCHED THIS MOVIE FOR THE SECOND TIME AND I DID SOME READING ON THIS MOVIE. COME TO FIND OUT...

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takethewords reblogged this from monkeyknifefight and added:

NOT THIS DOUCHE. I think he made it more realistic though because I can totally see some jerks acting this way.

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