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My name is Matt, and I'm The World Heavyweight Champion Of Awesome.

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jackblogguy:

when he tells you to swallow but you were gonna spit

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frozeninshame:

memeguy-com:

A helpful guide

I can’t reblog this fast enough

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That’s when you know for sure somebody loves you. They figure out what you need and they give it to you — without you asking.
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feee heee heee nay!

feee heee heee nay!

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ruinedchildhood:

"maybe you just haven’t found the right person yet"

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Reblog If a Tumblr Follower Has Seen YOU Naked

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hungrylikekevin:

A much more revealing metric.

Aside from my wife, who follows me here?

Very recently, and in person too.

It was nice. We should do it again.

'Lost in Space' Reboot Coming From 'Dracula Untold' Writers | /Film 

THIS DOESNT NEED A REBOOT BECAUSE IT ALREADY HAD A GREAT ONE WITH LACEY CHABERT AND GARY OLDMAN AND MATT LEBLANC AND HEATHER GRAHAM AND THEY ALL SIGNED 8 MOVIE DEALS AND I’M BITTER ABOUT IT STILL OBVIOUSLY

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marniethedog:

I love shopping!

why are people reblogging the short vine version when this exists

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Just want stability and an adventurous & consistent sex life and home cooked meals and a regular 9-5 job. I’m just tired all the time and this is only the beginning of adulthood. Can it really get better?
The timing in which people enter your life is very important.

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This needed to be on my blog. No apologies for perfection.

This needed to be on my blog. No apologies for perfection.

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