I’m not good at dealing with other people’s “oh I’ll just be by whenever.”
Give me a time frame or don’t come by at all.
i hate being trolled
- my Facebook status: finally caught up with game of thrones. it's a good thing tumblr spoiled the ninth episode for me...otherwise there would be a fist sized hole in the TV
- friend 1: snape kills dumbledore
- friend 1: bruce willis is dead
- friend 2: the dinosaurs are dead
- friend 3: darth vader is luke's father
- friend 1: bruce wayne is batman
- dad: bambi's mother gets shot and dies
- friend 1: old yeller has to be put down
- dad: leia is luke's sister
- friend 1: rhett leaves scarlett o'hara
- dad: the grinch ends up SAVING christmas
- friend 3: snape loved lily
- dad: lucy pulls the football away when charlie brown tries to kick it
- mom: jack dies at the end of titanic
- me: i am so done when my MOM starts trolling me
- mom: there isn't an easter bunny
- mom: jenny dies at the end of forrest gump
(via fatbottomedgirl30)
Hate to see shit things happen to good people.
But love to see shit things happen to shit people.
I wish you had stayed.
(via slugsavemysoul)
this is literally the scariest thing i have ever seen in my life i cant even stare at it for more than a few seconds
can we please undiscover it
i told em all where to stick it
left town with a dime to my name
i said i’m done with all my fake friends
self righteous pawns in a losing game
got my band and a light that won’t go out
been burning since the day i was born
so i cried a little and then i dried my eyes
because i’m not a little girl no more
(via spiritguide)
As seen in Hartford, Connecticut. #fail #grammar #misspellings #sign #hartford #newhaven #easthartford #westhartford #epicfail #ct #connecticut
legendary tweets from legendary artists
(via helloimmonica)
