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My name is Matt, and I'm The World Heavyweight Champion Of Awesome.

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turbinum:

where can i download mental stability

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spiritguide:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

deaddave:

DC Bombshells Pin-Ups by Ant Lucia

I NEED to have every single one of these as posters for my room :D

THESE ARE MY NEW FAVORITE THING

That time The Undertaker lost at Wrestlemania 30 after 21 straight wins in the streak no one thought would ever be broken, especially that night.

Simply put, Wrestling’s Red Wedding.

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geekishchic:

this show is gold

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90s90s90s:

 Method Man & Mary J. Blige - You’re All I Need

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You deserve good things, and I want to be one of them.
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iammattjordan:

Dear Kraft Commercial Girl,

I watched your commercial the other day and became intrigued by your speech. I felt bad for you when I heard there was a new kind of Homestyle Macaroni & Cheese you were being “muscled out” of by Kraft that was geared towards adults.

Then I went out and bought it. I went through melting butter, dissolving seasoning, mixing in milk, and sprinkling breadcrumbs in before baking it in the oven. 

You want to know why this is being marketed to grownups? Because you can’t fucking make it yourself.Cheesasaurus Rex was just fucking powder, hot water, and noodles. That’s it. Your mom probably shouldn’t be doing that much work for you to have Mac & Cheese. When I was a kid, I got handed a Lunchables and I liked it. Know what that was? Cheese, Crackers, and stale ass Ham. There wasn’t any baked sauce and breadcrumbs on that shit. I didn’t complain about it either. You want the awesomeness that is Homestyle Mac & Cheese? You should make it yourself.

Oh right. You can’t even color in the lines you little bitch. 

So shut the fuck up.

That time I told a little girl to shut the fuck up.

I’m nicer to kids now?

iammattjordan:

My thoughts and reasoning on watching Josh Radnor (HIMYM’s Ted) in Happythankyoumoreplease.

iammattjordan:

My thoughts and reasoning on watching Josh Radnor (HIMYM’s Ted) in Happythankyoumoreplease.

barelysarcasm:

I was theeeere!

I keep forgetting I was in California once.

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Let It Go (8 bit)

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popculturebrain:

Time is a flat circle.

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HIMYM AU: Inspired by a submission at betterhimymendings

"Ted has Alzheimer’s and that’s why he showed up to Robin’s house with the blue French horn, he thought it was the year 2005. Robin calls Tracy to come pick him up, Ted does this every couple of nights." (By Anonymous)

this makes me sad in levels unknown of sadness but it’s still better than the actual ending.

THIS IS MAKING ME SO FUCKING SAD OH GOD NO

Someone set fire to me why did I read this

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