I Am Matt Jordan.

Sep 16

[video]

Sep 13

Guys are fundamentally stupid no matter how old they are

(Source: carcrashhearts)

Sep 12

Sep 11

[video]

Sep 09

dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

(via yoconozco)

Sep 08

120 Minutes. #firsttime #shwasted #secretbuyer #dogfishhead #dayoff #dogfight #beer #ipa

120 Minutes. #firsttime #shwasted #secretbuyer #dogfishhead #dayoff #dogfight #beer #ipa

[video]

[video]

Sep 07

[video]

[video]

Sep 06

“I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me… now I look around and wonder if I like them.” — (via l-unaticus)

(Source: wnq-writers, via coinoperatedhipster)

Sep 05

[video]

Sep 04

kayleefabulous:

MY ANACONDA-

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(via helloimmonica)

funnyforsmile:

Survivor

funnyforsmile:

Survivor

(via ohmandz)

desusexmachina:

August 03, 2014 at 04:09PM

desusexmachina:

August 03, 2014 at 04:09PM