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hayleybait: “Finally I’m taller than someone…” Hayley on...
Nov 23rd

ALL CONNECTICUT RESIDENTS

Dec 8 Connecticut The Counter 50 Memorial Rd. West Hartford, CT 06107  Tuesday @ 4pm (in...
Nov 23rd
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Bobby Brown - My Prerogative
Nov 23rd
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setsailrachel:(via katelynfarriella)
Nov 23rd
sarahmary: ohryankelley: Shake Shack seeks Boston Common...
Nov 23rd
txtsfrmlstnght: (858): Life is so much better after having sex.
Nov 23rd

Things that you do not want on your...

doodleology: Superglue
Nov 23rd
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smashley: Alicia Keys - Sleeping with a Broken Heart This is such a fucking jam. It’s so...
Nov 23rd

I visit your Tumblr so much, I use it as...

I can’t be the only one who does this.
Nov 23rd

This Lady Gaga AMA performance

is one big ball of what the fuck. I don’t know what I just saw or what was even happening,...
Nov 23rd

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Nov 22nd
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Jay-Z - Dirt Off Your Shoulder
Nov 21st
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fuckyeahemilyhaines: “Winning” - Emily Haines & the Soft Skeleton
Nov 21st
missface: Adidas Imperial Stormtropper sneakers. You know,...
Nov 21st
I’m gonna puke.
Nov 21st
fuckyeahemilyhaines: stalman
Nov 21st

I have some of the best followers on...

blissed:dtronics: the people who like/reblog my posts and interact with me on tumblr are some of...
Nov 21st
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stellark: this audio upload is for matt f’n jordan, and any other TRUE tekken fans ;) guess which...
Nov 21st
/facepalm
Nov 21st
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carinaavila: An Insult To the Dead | Say Anything failure is angular. it isn’t circle shaped with...
Nov 21st
Leeloo Dallas Multipass.
Nov 21st
It’s one of those nights.
Nov 21st
Be jealous Alyssa, be very jealous.
Nov 21st

I love people who actually read posts...

(via sheisdeadagain) <3. Also, if you need to talk to someone, you can IM me at iwearthecape.
Nov 21st

My Top 5 Favorite Tumblr Photographers

Ambrosia Tonkovich of lamebot.net Samantha Russo of moltingredleaves.tumblr.com Jose...
Nov 20th
Brenna Folger, as photographed by Danelle Freitas
Nov 20th
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wellidunno:jayre: Lady Gaga (Ft. Beyoncé) - “Telephone” i am so in love with this. Lady...
Nov 20th
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Taking Back Sunday - What It Feels Like To Be A Ghost
Nov 20th
wellidunno:thumbelinaaa: Joel: I can’t see anything...
Nov 20th
All day, every day.
Nov 20th
bonerparty: oh, you, Rules Of Attraction Shannyn...
Nov 20th
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Christine Friar, will you be my baby tonight?
Nov 20th
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A Tribe Called Quest - Bonita Applebum
Nov 20th
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madeupmemories: clandestineindustries: Guys. Give her the cheese. #IWANTMORECHEESE...
Nov 20th
emoney: whytheyrehot: Why She’s Hot: Not only is she...
Nov 20th
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molls: Molls, will you marry me?
Nov 20th
claudianunezcespedes: ashleykbrown: There’s no real...
Nov 19th
paradingfreedom: A Lot Like Love
Nov 19th
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Paramore - My Heart
Nov 19th
moltingredleaves:(via dinosaurlife)
Nov 19th
iamcharlotteaddams:tanya77:baconbaconbacon: Dylan’s...
Nov 18th
GPOYW - A Tribute To Lamebot (Who is the only person who...
Nov 18th
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Metric - Twilight Galaxy (Acoustic) Jimmy Shaw and Emily Haines stopped by Spin’s new NYC...
Nov 18th
You know you want to.
Nov 18th

Doctor Lets Patient Die To Steal Watch

Jerry Kubena Sr. was rushed to the St. Joseph’s Medical Center on June 1st for heart problems....
Nov 18th
stellark:jennermelons:tiffanyarei:tumblrisforfaggots:(via...
Nov 18th
I get to see Metric for the 2nd time this year. Yeah,...
Nov 18th
classics:ruths:unicornology:flickflickflicker:thunderclavicle...
Nov 18th
(via noonish)
Nov 18th
“Her vagina probably looks like a serving of hamburger...”
— Matt Jordan upon finding the...
Nov 18th
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Chester French - Nerd Girl (Ft. Janelle Monae)
Nov 18th
a-panda-girl:ticketsandpassports: No words.
Nov 18th
Everyday Discussions with Matt & Bella.
Nov 18th
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killa-am:jspurg:loveyoumuchbetter: Hate Everyone - Say Anything
Nov 18th
(via fuckyeahemilyhaines)
Nov 18th
For Sam.
Nov 17th
moltingredleaves: Cena and Undertaker! :3 :]
Nov 17th
lamebot: hit me. Thanks a lot Am. Now I’m just...
Nov 17th

dear greyhound bus with wifi

thank you for existing.
Nov 17th
moltingredleaves: sam spam: meep. Monday Night Raw is in...
Nov 16th
Fuck I don’t know how to work a Mac, I can’t...
Nov 16th
Almost time to go! WWE Monday Night Raw, here I come.
Nov 16th
noonish:suicideblonde:bohemea: The Office, episode 609:...
Nov 16th
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Miniature Tigers - The Wolf :]
Nov 16th
One Wu-Tang song and someone decides to get all...
Nov 16th
moltingredleaves:mariayalynn:iamwarmandpowerful:moviegeek: S...
Nov 16th
moltingredleaves: caetiecakes: mattjordan is not a crust...
Nov 16th

shake shack.

moltingredleaves: I just de-virginized Matt. So good. Never knew waiting in line would be so...
Nov 16th
moltingredleaves: sam and matt spam. since the only...
Nov 16th
moltingredleaves: sam and matt spam. :) :] you’re...
Nov 15th
moltingredleaves: sam and matt spam: pre-dinner with...
Nov 15th
Sam says I have 15 minutes to Tumble while she touches up...
Nov 15th

hanging with sam pt. 1

Her camera is so damn sexy. I’d like to take it out for dinner sometime and propose.
Nov 15th
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topherchris: Dudes! When you play Empire State of Mind by Jay-Z in reverse, you hear secret...
Nov 15th
Goodbye Dashboard.
Nov 15th
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Brandy - Top Of The World (Ft. Mase)
Nov 15th
Hello Dashboard.
Nov 15th
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I was asked how I feel to be finally going back to NYC tomorrow. This is my response.
Nov 14th
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R. Kelly - Bump N’ Grind ;)
Nov 14th
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delbertshoopman: Beastie Boys: Sabotage So,So,So, So Listen Up ‘Cause You Can’t Say Nothin’ You...
Nov 13th
crackedpolystyrene: Tube City. You owe me.
Nov 13th
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a-panda-girl: ODB- Shimmy Shimmy Ya in remembrance.
Nov 13th
moltingredleaves: GPOYW: Sorry if this offends anyone...
Nov 13th
iamcharlotteaddams: SMILE FRIDAY!!! Matt Jordan and I...
Nov 13th
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wellidunno: Nobody was harmed during the making of this video… except maybe our dignity....
Nov 13th

Things I shouldn't be allowed to do, but...

Touch the big wooden Tumblr logo at Tumblr HQ Swing around like Spiderman Wear shorts
Nov 13th

Say "Hi" to your mother for me.

Nov 13th

CALLING ALL NYC TUMBLRS!

blocksonblox: We have a tumblr needing someone to hang out with while her friends are at work....
Nov 13th

To Write Love On Her Arms Day 2009

claudianunezcespedes:jennyowenyoungs: My lovely mom just informed me that today is To Write Love...
Nov 13th
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wellidunno: Just showing off a couple videos of mine. this is Documented Life aka: things i did...
Nov 13th
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Clipse (Ft. Pharrell & Rick Ross) - I’m Good This song is smoother than hot caramel.
Nov 12th
moltingredleaves: it’s raining outside. my room is so...
Nov 12th
dailyconcertinfo: Lady GaGa will headline the “Monster...
Nov 12th
hotg0ssip: strawberryswisher: w-e-b-dubaws:...
Nov 12th
Matt: Hey, you been watching wrestling lately? Mom: Here and...
Nov 12th
The Air Jordan 2010s.
Nov 12th
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kari-shma: Gym Class Heroes | Taxi Driver
Nov 11th
Old School GPOYW - “I’m Great With Kids”...
Nov 11th

I wish I could just hit the "Like" on...

Nov 11th
ohdamnitssam: theyearwas91: ...
Nov 11th
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claudianunezcespedes: Tegan is so adorable when she becomes Bategan.
Nov 11th
acewepeel: Rivers Cuomo and Jermaine Dupri are in love. ...
Nov 11th
This is me at a party that was all Asian people. I guess I...
Nov 11th

Things that are sure to make you smile...

When someone you love says “I Love You” at the end of a phone call.
Nov 11th
How To Fall Asleep On Skype: The Sammy Russo Story
Nov 11th
caetiecakes: to:mattjordan. love:sam and caetie LOL. ...
Nov 11th

So some crazy bitches deleted my tumblr.

caetiecakes: You think I don’t know who you are?! Wrong. You are going to be slapped with a...
Nov 11th
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I totally just realized that I love my life at this moment and I’m happy, but I totally hate...
Nov 11th
ohdamnitssam:samileighmorris: californias:(via...
Nov 11th
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Robin Thicke – Meiplé (Ft. Jay-Z) Champagne spillin’ out of my wee-wee.
Nov 11th
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lovelesswrists: empire state of mind :: jay-z feat. alicia keys for sam!
Nov 10th
livesophia: Alex used TJ in another photoshoot yesterday...
Nov 10th
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a-panda-girl:omgeeitsb: ANTE UP!
Nov 10th
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jacob: A really great 45 minute mix by Nick Hook back in April. Check out his other mixes, too.
Nov 10th
(via delbertshoopman)
Nov 10th
Jesus Christ Hov, $131.50? It’s like that?
Nov 10th
In exactly one week, I get to be in New York City, watching...
Nov 10th
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alyssabee: Cobra Starship - Hot Mess
Nov 9th
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passthemike: Rap to the Future
Nov 9th
acewepeel:neverforgets:adeandabet:popculturebrain WHO...
Nov 9th
“All I need is someone new.  Someone who’ll text me sweet...”
— Glori
Nov 9th
whiskeyandgoatsmilk: bclikesyou: forevertime: ...
Nov 9th
“It’s too bad you’re just a Tumblr celebrity.”
— made-up m3m0ries
Nov 9th
Nov 9th
claudianunezcespedes: (via fyteganandsara) How can you...
Nov 9th

I just happen to be on Julia Allison's...

… and Juelz Santana’s song “The Whistle Song” came on the radio. …...
Nov 9th
“Dreams are not perfect, Dawson. They come true, not free.”
— Joey Potter, Dawson’s Creek...
Nov 9th
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doodleology: Death Cab For Cutie- Your Heart is An Empty Room This song is so accurate for me...
Nov 9th
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nedhepburn: Nino Rota “The Godfather Love Theme” _____ “im gonna make him an offer he cant...
Nov 9th
(via ohdamnitssam) We’re stupid in Connecticut.
Nov 9th
Look Ma, I’m on the cover of XXL!
Nov 9th
hayleybait: omghayley: (via roryy)
Nov 9th
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bitchville: Guns N’ Roses - Sweet Child O’ Mine
Nov 9th

As one of the top Jay-Z stans ever

moltingredleaves: iammattjordan: .. I don’t want to fucking hear Empire State Of Mind ever...
Nov 9th

As one of the top Jay-Z stans ever

.. I don’t want to fucking hear Empire State Of Mind ever again. I will listen to it a few...
Nov 9th

hipster music triangle atl field...

allnightavenue: do I have tumblarity yet
Nov 9th
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christinefriar: Heavy D - Now That We’ve Found Love WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH ITTTTTT???
Nov 9th
I live in a very intricate alternate reality where Katy...
Nov 9th
imaradioheadsong:ohmyveronica: File this under: I am...
Nov 9th
frangry: Just spending some quality time with my little...
Nov 9th

1.21 JIZZAWATS

(via acewepeel)
Nov 9th
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livesophia: The Sound of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel Hello darkness my old friend, I’ve come...
Nov 9th
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Anthony Green - Baby Girl
Nov 9th
junglejustine: terryrichardson: suicideblonde: ...
Nov 8th
carlovely: how did i miss jesus?????? hallelujah. :]
Nov 8th
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(via killa-am)
Nov 8th
The Nintendo DS is serious business.
Nov 8th
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iamcharlotteaddams: I’m on a bus! I wish I could say that...
Nov 8th
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carinaavila: 3 | Britney Spears I don’t even care you guys. This song came on at the hair salon...
Nov 8th

happy birthday pilot!

(via lamebot)
Nov 8th
(via stellark) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Nov 6th
moltingredleaves: Why Matt Jordan is friends with me. :) ...
Nov 6th
hayleybait: (via omghayley)
Nov 5th
I enjoyed the Max Payne movie, if only for this scene. Sue...
Nov 5th
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Metric - Gold Guns Girls (Acoustic)
Nov 5th
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boymeetslove: Coheed & Cambria - The Running Free
Nov 5th
andyriesmeyer: caylamarie: (via lepanopticon) ...
Nov 5th
Today with Lady Gaga.
Nov 5th
blissed: MVP.
Nov 5th
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carinaavila: Satellite Mind (Acoustic) | Metric Metric for the second time this year, in two...
Nov 5th
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etchedinme: Death and All His Friends - Coldplay All winter  We got carried  Or way over on the...
Nov 5th
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Say Anything - Hate Everyone (Acoustic)
Nov 5th
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recreant: gvoyw: sometimes, under the influence of mind altering substances, i partake in...
Nov 4th
recreant: littlemissdorkette: Emmett: Mr. Salvatore, Did...
Nov 4th
*whistles*
Nov 4th
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6od: Headlights Look Like Diamonds - Arcade Fire
Nov 4th
“Dude, I’ve been hit by a car and walked home. Trust me, you...”
— the inimitable Matt Jordan...
Nov 4th
GPOYW - Halloween with Jesus & his personal Warrior...
Nov 4th

I feel terrible for pets because they...

(via davidfuternick)
Nov 4th
Just another day in the life of Lady Gaga.
Nov 4th

Stuff I want to happen in my mouth right...

jesuismilena: * Paella valenciana * Churros con chocolate * Pan con tomate y anchoas * Horchata...
Nov 4th
recreant: yrgod: let me text dammit >:O would you...
Nov 4th
BOOM!
Nov 3rd
ktrnuh: trials: (via fyteganandsara) This is the only...
Nov 3rd
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nicolerosebarnes: Music Monday “Zombies Ate My Neighbors” - Single File The ultimate Zombie...
Nov 2nd
txtsfrmlstnght: (513): You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it...
Nov 2nd
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sheisdeadagain: larrysoliman: if you don’t laugh between the first 20 seconds…
Nov 2nd
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christinefriar: The National - Looking for Astronauts You know you have a permanent piece of my...
Nov 2nd
Me and the lovely Jackie. (I hope the jesusislove tumblr...
Nov 2nd
How I spent my sunday.
Nov 2nd
I bet you Eddie Murphy can’t even look himself in the...
Nov 2nd
fallingdeep: Me and The Freshman on Halloween.  I got a...
Nov 2nd
Nov 2nd
“By the way, know you’ve always been the one.”
— Hideaway; Karen O and the Kids...
Nov 2nd
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Rilo Kiley - Dejalo
Nov 2nd
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bombhead: The Office : Surveillance Camera
Nov 2nd
nedhepburn: excuse me?
Nov 2nd
imaradioheadsong: ...
Nov 2nd

I hate Taylor Swift too.

I don’t know why, I just do.
Nov 2nd

I'm downloading new music to enjoy.

Recommend an album?
Nov 2nd
I fucking hate you Nick Cannon.
Nov 2nd
fishy: fyeahscrubs: Carla: What if we have a son and he...
Nov 2nd
thedailywhat: Venn Diagram of the Day: A few weak points...
Nov 1st
I’m told I had fun last night.
Nov 1st
yourdp: My bro was Bobby Light for Halloween and the photo...
Nov 1st